House at Pooh Corner

House at Pooh Corner
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Monday, 28 April 2014

Evil Octopus

Evil. Not Drunk.
I love Drunk Octopus.
But DO I wanna fight Evil Octopus.
(Or ... Don't Fly with a Cold.)

Inside my head is an evil Octopus.

Evil Octopus is inside my head.
It has all its feet on the inside of my skull, and, it is pushing.

PUSHING.

and

PUSH. ING.


There are 2 feet against my temples.
They are Pushing.

Another 2 are behind my ears, the bony bit.
Pressing. Hard.

2 more are either side of my nose, just under my eyes.
Forcing.

One foot threatens to come through the top of my head.
And the other, through the back.

I know it is an Evil Octopus because I am also leaking vast VAST quantities of mucus through the sole remaining open channel from the inside of my skull to the Outside World.  My nose.

Evil Octopus slime.
Has to be.

No other explanation.

Doctor says Acute Sinusitis.
What does he know.


7 comments:

  1. Acknowledge the octopus, notice it, experience it.

    Embrace the octopus. Only then can you be free of it's embrace.

    Failing that, take drugs!

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    1. I see the Octopus. It demanded my attention.
      I will not empower the Octopus.
      I shall not cling to the Octopus, I shall release the Octopus.

      Delete
  2. I heard if you bang the evil octopus against the wall it helps

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    1. I'll try anything.
      Evil Octopus doesn't stand a chance.

      Delete
  3. Hello, I nominated you for the Liebster award :) You can choose to participate or not, it's just for fun :) Here's the link: http://strangereview.blogspot.com/2014/05/my-first-liebster-award-nomination.html

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