"Can anyone please tell me where I can find the off switch on a 5 year old boy? I've looked everywhere but can't find it. Think I have a faulty model."
asked a FB Friend yesterday.
"The operating system of a 5 year old boy is closely synced with that of the iPad.
This only applies if Angry Birds or
some car/driving-based game
has been installed
Switch one on, the other switches off.
Specifically, the locomotion sensors & the language/communication centres of the bipedal unit.
You will not be judged. Your sanity can thank me later. X"