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Sunday, 26 May 2013

'the Off Switch'? On a 5 year old boy? Yeah, right

"Can anyone please tell me where I can find the off switch on a 5 year old boy? I've looked everywhere but can't find it. Think I have a faulty model."

asked a FB Friend yesterday.

My response:

"The operating system of a 5 year old boy is closely synced with that of the iPad.

Please note:
This only applies if Angry Birds or

some car/driving-based game
 has been installed

Switch one on, the other switches off.
Specifically, the locomotion sensors & the language/communication centres of the bipedal unit.
You will not be judged. Your sanity can thank me later. X"

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